{INSPIRATIONAL ORCHESTRAL MUSIC}
OVER THE PAST FEW DAYS ON
THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION,
WE'VE HAD AN ABSOLUTE BLAST
PRETENDING TO BE OLYMPIC ATHLETES.
WE, OF COURSE,
HAVE HAD THE BENEFITS OF WEIGHTLESSNESS.
WE CAN'T IMAGINE HOW HARD THIS MUST BE
TO BE SUCH A WORLD CLASS ATHLETE
DOING YOUR SPORTS UNDER ACTUAL GRAVITY.
SO FROM ALL OF US
ABOARD THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE
STATION TO EVERY SINGLE ATHLETE
IN THE OLYMPIC GAMES, GOD SPEED.